These are the denizens of Jingletown,
the kids of War and Peace,
they are Idiot America
and they are calling out to you...
Conor Choi - Johnny
Karl Weigand - Tunny
Ben Natan - Will
Chelsea Cortes - Whatsername
Ashely Kristeen Vega - Extraordinary Girl
Lucy Vavala - Heather
Matthew Swanson - Favorite Son
Braden Chapman - St. Jimmy
Rikki Ziegelman - Alysha
Caitlin Killeen - Ensemble
Solomon Mason - Ensemble
Lauren Suchenski - Ensemble